What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.