What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.