What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats