What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!