How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.