How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".