What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff