What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.