Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!