Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones