Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.