What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal