What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."