Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!