Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.