Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch