Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.