What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.