How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling