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You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Heh, disguised toast.
You're !
They baguette.
Made out of bread was taken.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Comatoast
Weirdo.
They're bread inside.
Because it's bread.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Inbred
I am bread.
I just need some bread
Feel around for the dough nuts
Because they are in bread.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
The middle yeast
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
It's more fun to break wind
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Bread and Bakedfast!
A faggette
It e-loaf-es! :)
Because he was in bread!
A clubbed sandwich
A biguette
Flu-catcher bread
Because his bread was stollen!!!
You tape bread to the ceiling.
It's made from scratch
Dill Dough.
Naan sense!
They are both in bread.
I don't dough!
The bread has more culture.
They're both in bread
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Challah!
A bakery.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Because it's in-bread.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
Its other half.
Rye-ot
A: A buffaloaf.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
A rye
A braguette.
a sandwich
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
I usually put bread in a toaster.
A: Endless Bread!
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
100% holy grain
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
One's inbred, the others in bread
Scone.
Sow-r dough bread.
It's stale, mate."
Its going to be all rye.
A: He kneaded the dough.
It's stalemate
He felt pain.
Banana Nut Bread!
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Because he was in-bread.
Crusty
Inbred.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
An abundance
Bread in captivity.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
An immigraint.
I'M BREADY TO DIE"
I want you inside me.
bread
A hy-bread
inbred
It was a crusty steed!
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Loafers.
When it's unnecessary
Because he was a slice of bread
A high rise
buns
Tequila Mockingbird
Time
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
A: In pieces of eight.
Africa.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
He had a plane to catch.
HOLY MACKAREL!
Because no one man should have all that flour.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
