What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye