What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.