How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.