Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.