Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.