Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.