What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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OP delivers.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.