Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.