Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.