Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.