Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.