What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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I don't know, check the post above me.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!