What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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They look in the obituary

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!