What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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When it's broke.

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Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Because the SeaWeed..

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It was unmiscible.

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Leave my provolone!

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Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!