What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!