How do you make a dead baby float ?

Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.