How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!