How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.