How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full