How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.