How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets