How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.