None, they prefer to live in the dark.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
A Meringue - a - tan.
In the Sith grade.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
They prefer complete sentences.