What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week