What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week