What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.