What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon