What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.