Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty