Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.