Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.