It lost its porpoise.
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He was sleeping with the fishes.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
WATER YOU DOING
Giant Fish Tanks.
An aard-shark!
Bob.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
So they can see the battle.
Won ton
Not being in the Paralympics
They use Bootox.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Because it's blue :(
A dead baby.
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A: He gets Tenyear.
The Dark Knight Rises
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