How does an Australian shave?

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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How does an Australian shave?

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!