How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry