How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.