Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

What is Bing's most searched word ?

Chrome

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.