Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What is Bing's most searched word ?

Chrome

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.