Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What is Nux's favorite browser?

Chrome.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.