Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

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I Scream.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Ex-Benedict

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A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Chrome.

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.