What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: