Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.