How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Sick Jokes More Sick Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "