How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "