How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.