How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom