How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!