Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!