Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery