Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people