Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.