Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.