Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.