What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.