Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position