Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!