He was trying to dodge the draft.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
A really good watch.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
With lots of drafts
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
DODGE!!!