He was trying to dodge the draft.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
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Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet