What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.