Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.