Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.