Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere