What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.