What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!