What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.