The cow didn't make it.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
M'old.
Because the cow has the udder
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A lunartic.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
Enough to make a bone hard.