How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant