How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.