Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Missile Toe!

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He went oui, oui.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.