Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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They both want to bury their bone.

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.