What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life