What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life