What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.