So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
A condom.
Vulcanized rubber!
Coz 'e-mmental!
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
An autistocrat.
Caaaaarl!!