So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Rohypnol
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
Contraception.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
It doesn't need cleaning.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Watch your step!
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Alpaca ya bags.
Alpaca bowl!!!
