Twitter only allows 140 characters.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
They are too trigger-happy.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Secret Satan.
Blingo!
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Bran He is Hodorless
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
A rashtag.