What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.